I'm Internet Bobby. Do you like the internet? Do you want to be a master of the World Wide Web, like me? You like this site? Internet Bobby made this site and tens of other sites like it. But Only Internet Bobby can have a site like this. Once you’ve been working in the Internet for 5 years can you have a site like this, but not until then.
For right now, you need internet bobby. Not convinced? Don’t answer that. Answer these:
- 1. Look at your website. Is it terrible? You need Internet Bobby.
- Look at your website again. Is it even invented yet? You need Internet Bobby.
- 3. Look at some other places .com. Are you green with envy? You need internet bobby.
- 4. Do a squat. How’s your form? (it’s terrible believe me it’s not good). You need Internet Bobby.
- 5. Do you have some things to sell? Nobody wants your stuff. Not until Internet Bobby gets involved.
- 6. What’s on your mind? No one cares. Internet Bobby cares. And so will the internets.
Call Internet Bobby Now
© 1994 Bobby Brooks
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